Opinion
Op-Ed
49ers – Champions On and Off The Field
December 4, 2013
While battling it out on the gridiron in their quest for their sixth Lombardi trophy, the San Francisco 49ers are...
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Cinerama Holiday Blu-ray Edition/Not Rated But Would Be G, Or Good For Everybody, Everywhere, All The Time
December 4, 2013
Right now I am feeling jet-lagged. Not from physical travel, but from movie traveling. Cinerama Holiday is now available in...
Opinion
Mindfulness for the Mindless
December 4, 2013
Who’d have thunk it? Your ability to turn off your brain the minute you arrive at work has become a...
Op-Ed
49ers Help Build Bicycles for Youth
November 27, 2013
Rather than vaulting down the sidelines, gaining first downs or tackling their opposition while vying for gridiron supremacy, several 49ers...
Opinion
Last Vegas / Rated PG-13 For Partial Nudity, Language, Drugs, Alcohol, Gambling – or – What Happens In Vegas Stays In Vegas, Doesn’t It?
November 27, 2013
Some call this film a geriatric version of The Hangover. It is and it isn’t. It features mainly older Hollywood...
Opinion
Perks for Twerps
November 27, 2013
If you’re thinking you’re pretty darn lucky to have a job, you’re right. Considering your abilities, it is definitely a...
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Escape Plan / Rated R For Violence, Language And Close Ups Of Old People
November 20, 2013
Escape Plan stars Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger. They were born 24 days apart in 1947. This makes them 67-year-old...
Opinion
The Wrong Answer
November 20, 2013
Don’t get me wrong. I respect The New York Times. Every time they write a major story about me, whether...
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Machete Kills/Rated R for violence, language, and miscellaneous stupidity.
November 13, 2013
Not having seen the first Machete (2010) and only knowing the character from a preview attached to Grindhouse (2007), my...
Opinion
Has Anyone Seen my Brain?
November 13, 2013
Please help! I’ve lost my brain. It was here 12 seconds ago, and now it’s gone. Is this the work...